Disneyland in a wheelchair. This was a new adventure for me. Did you know that in order to “walk” onto any ride with a group that has a wheelchair in it, the limit is 6 people? Well it’s true. Well our group was 13 at its largest point in the day. With more than 6 people the rules change slightly. 6 of the members in the group, including the person the “chair” are allowed to wait at the exit where the rest of your party must go through the normal line, or fastpass. Once the unlucky part of your group gets through the line, the cast members working the ride do their best to put your entire party on the ride together. Space Mountain falls under an entirely different set of rules all together. They normally have 1 “handicap” car running at a time. This means that they can have 1 “chair” group every 10 minutes. During your wait you get the pleasure of sitting at the exit right next to some the most used restrooms at Disneyland. For the most part all Cast Members at Disneyland are very polite to people in wheelchairs, though there is always that possibility that you may run into 1 or 2 where they are just having a bad day.
The majority of our day was spent in a group of 6 then we added a student just after lunch, followed by 2 more from the Magnuson Household, and finally 4 more lingering students who stayed with us for all of maybe 3 hours. During all this time we decided to take a slight detour from our regular Disney traditions, and indulge ourselves in as many shows as we could. We started our day off with Moments with Mr. Lincoln. From there we headed to the hat shop so one of our crew to adorn his head with the bottom part of a Mickey Mouse hat, minus the ears. Our trails then lead us to DCA (Disney’s California Adventure) and the home of the Muppets. Oddly enough a few participants in our group had never seen this show before. After the Muppets we ventured forth to the Hollywood Tower of Terror to find a Bell Hop hat for the mad hatter in our group, though this side excursion proved to be unsuccessful.
Lunch took us to our normal destination at the pier area of DCA home to the Sourdough and Tortilla Factories. With a new farmers market located a few shops down and the recent addition of an American Chinese food place, this location has become a crowded popular center for more people to sit, relax, and stuff their faces with all the delights of overpriced Disney cuisine. Our lunchtime entertainment consisted of a live all female mariachi band that strolled though and played the same 2 song over and over again, several children admittedly set on catching some of the local birds using leftover breadcrumbs from their lunch, and the occasional appearance of the horrendous High School Musical 3 moving stage.
After Lunch we ventured into my least favorite show in all of Disney “It’s Tough to be a bug.” Why on earth any parent would bring their child to this show is beyond me. I have never been to a showing of it where all the kids in the place weren’t crying or screaming at some point in the show. This show also stabs you in the back, sprays you with water, “stinks” you out, and scares the crap out of you at the end with moving bumps under your “bump.”
From there we headed to “Turtle Talk.” It has been a while since I ventured into this are of DCA, and pleasantly was surprised to recall how entertaining and interesting a lot of the information was that Disney has pushed into this little area. In “Turtle Talk,” you talk to a Turtle, you know, the one from Nemo. The Technology here is quite astounding from a “guests” point of view. Even when you know what they are going, it’s really neat to go and experience.
At last we were finished with DCA for the day and took our party back to Disneyland proper. Once inside our first stop was the Hat shop on main street where the mad hatter in our group decided it was time to add ears to his blue sparkly “magical looking” Mickey Mouse hat base. I waited outside while we scoured the shop for just the right set of ears. Finally he excited the shop and to my surprise, he had adorned his hat with a set of fluffy pink Mickey ears.
At this point in our day, the group had reached its full 13 members, and now at last, we were ready to attempt some rides! First stop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye. This ride is not very wheelchair friendly. As with most rides, the wheelchair entrance is through the exit. This ride in particular it means a rather steep downhill, which, lucky me, one of my lovely “pushers” decided to let go and see what would happen. After doing fairly well handling the breaks on the chair I miscalculated and ran my arm into the rail up against the wall. At this point my party decided it would be a good idea to keep a hold of my chair as to not re-enact Mr. Toads Wild Ride. Once inside the main platform it was up one elevator and down another just to get into my car. The ride was bumpy as usual, and not too bad on my knee. Once off the ride, it was back through the elevators and then the long hard push back up the exit ramp.
Next Stop, Thunder Mountain Railroad. This ride was interesting; we had to split the group. 6 of us waited on the exit side of the loading area while the others went through the self proclaimed “20 minutes” standby wait line, which was more like 30+ minutes. I have always had problems with this ride in that I usually with someone larger than myself, so the bar almost never goes down all the way and I end up flying all over the place. This time was no different except in the fact that I had to be careful of my knee.
Onward to the ATM & more shopping. One of our party members found a great shirt that Holly & I just HAD to get, “I’m Grumpy because you are Dopey.” It was also at this point in the day that we also lost 4 of our group for various reasons of which I have no idea; I’m just the guy in the wheelchair. After we all had Cash for Dinner we decided to see another show, Billy Hill & the Hillbillies. I had honestly never been to the Golden Horseshoe that I could remember in my time at Disneyland. The show was fantastic! Bluegrass music from a bunch of real talented hicks, what more could a person want? I will definitely be adding this show to my normal routine of things I do at Disney.
Last activity of the day at Disney was none other than Pirates of the Caribbean. After a short wait at the exit line we were ushered to our boat. Now our group had shrunk back down to 8 people, but we still have all of our “healthy” boys, so when they attempted to shove the 8 of us into 2 rows I very quickly spoke up and said “Uh, excuse me, we won’t fit into 2 rows, we have some rather large guys.” I was met with a very short, “You guys will fit please get in.” We did not fit, and while trying to fit one of our party members was still standing because he couldn’t sit, and they jolted the boat forward. This was very bad timing on many levels. Not only did our party member fall backwards onto others in the row, but I was smashed against the left side of the boat with my head pushed off to the side. The boat quickly stopped less than 1 inch from having a metal handle bar imbedded in the front of my skull. You better believe that the Cast member who had so rudely attempted to cram us into 2 rows was walking away very quickly in shame and upon his glance back I gave him a most evil stare. Finally we were given the ability to use 3 rows and we were on our way. I have grown to enjoy this ride due to all the puns I have been able to come up with. My favorite as of recent is in the area with the 3 musicians alongside the dog and the mule. “So did you guys know there used to be 5 musicians up there?” I would normally say to a few people in the boat, which almost always provokes the response of. “Oh really? What happened to the others?” “Well they were too much of a pain to keep working, one was a real ‘ass’, and the other was a nasty ‘bitch’.”
Our day at Disneyland had come to an end, but we were not finished yet! As has become a tradition with these Disney outings we all headed over to Buca di Beppo for a fantastic dinner and time to relax and enjoy ourselves. For those of you who have the misfortune not being familiar with Buca di Beppo, it is a wonderful family style Italian dining. If you like pasta, THIS is the place to be!! As a group we order about 5 main dishes and some Mozzarella Garlic bread and a Margareta Pizza for an appetizer. Water and Mountain Dews fill the table, interlaced with the rare lemonade or iced tea drink. The plates begin their trip around the table stopping only to the OCD’ness of Tim Magnuson. After the appetizers were demolished the main courses had arrived. A quick swap of plates and the food was being dished out. We got to experience lukewarm Garlic Mashed potatoes, have never had a good experience with these, and no doubt will never order them again. Baked Ravioli, Spaghetti Marinara, Chicken Carbonara, Chicken Parmigiana, & Eggplant Parmigiana made up the evenings courses. When the meal had finally concluded we packed up our leftovers and hit the road. Another day at Disney completed successfully!
In all this was a good day with good friends rounded out with good food. It was a nice change to ignore the rides and ”main” attractions at the park and hit the less frequented shows that Disney has to offer.